THE BOARDGAME
Grumpl Arena
GOBLINTOWN
2022 Truth inc. released a Crypto NFT project called Goblintown.
It did gain recognition fast in the NFT community as a mysterious project when the founders did not doxx themself right away. Speculations of founders like Beeple or Yuga Labs made the price reach insane heights during a short time and there were Goblin Twitter spaces with just goblin noises, Fans writing posts in Goblinish and Superscripted texts like you will see on some actioncards. It takes a real Goblin to read them, else use the Skominer Mod (IYKYK)
GRUMPL ARENA
Presenting the Grumpl Arena unofficial Lore Boardgame..
A piece of Oak etched for your pleasure to let you live out the Master-Baiter story of Goblintown, right in the Dirty spot of your own preference with up to 3 other Goblinish friends at the same time! (2-4 players in total)
You will get access to FANTASTIC art generated directly from the deepest Truth Arts directories.. Well..
You get Grumpl Cards Deck, Burger cards deck and an INSANE deck of Action cards – Including the Grumpl Driveby attack!
The cards is played on the Board and on the custom 3D printed case that will hold your precious goblins and fingers safe..
Do you have what it takes to be the Greatest Master-Baiter?
GRUMPL LORE
This game is exploring the lore of the Grumpls. Why did Goblins ever try to catch them and why did Ajt say “Every Goblin needs a Grumpl!” I know why, and I will tell you! What we Normies missed about Goblintown is that deep deep down there is an old Arena – Goblins used it as a public toilet at first but then Stoopid Wizard started playing around with the Eggs and the place was all filled with small, chubby, lovable and cute characters… Grumpl’s!
Let’s get ready to Gruuuuuuuuumpl!
Grumpl’s are fun, they fart a LOT and make cute noises and pranks. The first Mysterious Egg landed at the Goblintown Golf course. Pumplescroob tell us the story when Goblins smashed the Egg with a 5 Iron leaving all this goop on the Fairway of hole 7 - and that would have been just fine but then the RainbowButtpony came along splushing it all with Unicorn spooge And as if that was not enough - There came Stoopid Wizard waving his wand over it all and Zapped the Goop - And with that there was all this Grumpl’s running around.
Grumpls were not only cute - They were hungry aswell.. They ate all they could find and Loved the Mcgoblin burger meals - Once they started eating those Mcgoblin burgers they also started to Fart, tells old Pumplescroob.
With the Farting, all goblins felt really good.. Well until some old Ogre’s and Big beasts started eating these critters and Boom, they almost destroyed the whole Goblintown. There was a great war and since then we started Baiting for the Grumpls to keep them safe from the big Beasts.
So - When goblins started to catch these little Grumpls they also needed to find what they could use them for - That is when Pumblescroob told the other story, about them Grumpls being trained to fight. Goblins decided that it was even more fun than hitting stuff with that old 5 Iron - So they started to Train, and Train, And Bait, And Train… They collected different kinds of fun Grumpls and took the battle to the Arena - A safe, well urinated area that was now filled with Battling, Farting, Fun and cute Grumpl’s!
They all was fighting to make the Trainer Goblin get the most prestigious titles in the Goblintown lower parts
- The GREATEST MASTER-BAITER -
[Verse] Goblins gather in Goblintown They're ready to lay the boardgame down Baiting burgers by the pound Grumpls lurking all around [Bridge] Look at icy with his truck.. Look at icy there he goes.. Look at Icy get his cream and roll that dice - get a bait! [Verse 2] Dice are rolling hearts are high Strategies hatch as time flies by Catching Grumpls one by one Preparing for the arena fun [Chorus] Grumpl fever hot tonight Burgers bait and then they bite Training hard for the fight Arena glows in goblin light Goblin king tries the fun, well another time he might have won.. [Verse 3] Goblin cheers the game begins Roll the dice stack the wins Every Grumpl has its day In the arena they will play [Bridge] Look at Goblintown go wild Every goblin big or child Grumpl strategies compile Victory is their style [Chorus] Grumpl fever hot tonight Burgers bait and then they bite Training hard for the fight Arena glows in goblin light Goblin king tries the fun, well another time he might have won.. well another time he might have won..